Charlie: “I definitely just threw up a bit in the back of my mouth.”
Stephanie: “THIS IS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG AHHHH i die. i just showed it to [boyfriend] and he got scared and ran away.”
Chat with little sister:
Laura: holy crap
“You’re number one in my book!” is what you can imagine him saying to you.
key selling point
me: the title of the book he’s reading: perfect
Laura: hahaha i had not noticed the title, i was distracted by his feet
me: those FEET
Laura: is it like a foot fetishists painting?